Materialism Critic Pillows

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

Consumerism junkie.

"Never mind."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

'I'm not doing it for the money - just for what the money can buy. . .'

'Get out there and earn the big bucks, Elmer... I'll be home here hoarding our material goods.'

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

The Price of Freedom

Corporate Greed.

"Sir, your greed is showing."

"Money is life's report card."

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

The two faces of capitalism.

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

Capitalism and Consumers

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Consumption Graph.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

Sign: Globo Corporation: A company on a journey to find its authentic self, guided by the traditional disciplines of Western Capitalism.

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'

Desk at the Horizon

"Elon Musk just earned more than I'll ever earn in my whole life in the time it took me to say Elon Musk."

"Shortly after I realized I had plenty, I realized there was plenty more."