Materialism Critic Pillows

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

Consumerism junkie.

"Never mind."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

'I'm not doing it for the money - just for what the money can buy. . .'

'Get out there and earn the big bucks, Elmer... I'll be home here hoarding our material goods.'

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

"It looks like a perfectly balanced system to me."

'I highly recommend this painting if you're interested in art as an investment.'

'Need I tell you the name of the game?'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Go to work, do your job, go home. . . Penburtson, that is the American Dream!'

Tempest in a Teapot

First Church of Non-Denominational Money Worship.

The Price of Freedom

"Money is life's report card."

"Sir, your greed is showing."

Corporate Greed.

Business men and women walking around following dollar signs.

The two faces of capitalism.

Greenspanisms for sale (50c)

Capitalism and Consumers

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

When the Job Market Shifts, Always Remember That It's All Your Fault

The Anti-Materialist

Making money for investors is simple

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

Black Friday - the day the retailer is crucified

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

Consumption Graph.

Making The World A Better Place for Giant Multinational Corporations

'Money, that's what seperates us from the apes.'