Materialism Commentator Pillows

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

'That might work as your own personal mission statement. But what we're really shooting for here is something the whole company can get behind.'

"What would you suggest to fill the dark, empty spaces in my soul?"

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'A market ruled by only three companies is bad for the customers and it puts down development and innovation. I would be a strong opponent to such a market, if I didn't own all three companies.'

"Today the market closed at exactly the right price, and all buyers and sellers were very happy."

'I've begun spreading my wealth to offshore accounts.'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'I believe in the free enterprise system. I haven't paid for anything in the past 27 years...'

'Today the stock market closed early so money managers could take time to stop and smell the profits.'

We're changing from 'tried and true' to 'fly by the seat of our pants'. So, I'm afraid you're out, Tom !

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

Poor man and rich man

Free Speech has heavy price.

F.W. Woolworth and Karl Marx Go Into Retailing

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

'Remember, it's not a lie if it makes us money.'

We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them.

'Don't say I didn't warn you. The rising tide of consumer indifference is finally catching up with us.'

Robert Macaire recieving expensive gifts from his love

"About our shareholders of course."

"Personally I don't think our salaries are too high - I see them as legitimate compensation for the emotional trauma we suffer due to the public's disdain for our high salaries."

"So you can take it with you!"

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"