Materialism Critics Pillows

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

Mice 25¢

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them.

Robert Macaire recieving expensive gifts from his love

'Frenzy Corp: 20,000 people in 14 countries working themselves into a flippin' nervous breakdown so that your every whim is satisfied.

"Three million a year before bonuses."

New Gods

"I regret that I have but one life to lose for some fat capitalist!"

"So you can take it with you!"

'Yesterday's work ethic ... Today's don't care ethic.'

I HATE STUFF

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

"Today the secret ingredients for Mom's Apple Pie were sold to the Japanese for sixty-eight million dollars."

'Shallow, so you think I'm shallow do you? Just because I happen to think my career is important, that my car matters and that clothes make a difference.'

Soul Shopping Channel.

Banking Facade.

"Good morning, Mrs. Kiley."

Consumerism junkie.

Other Patron Saints of Christmas