Materialism Critics Gifts

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"At the end of the day Simon, money talks!"

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"I'm so glad you decided to participate in our Money for Employment program."

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

The Anti-Materialist

'Of course, in the long term we're all extinct.'

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

Mice 25¢

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them.

An Anarchist's Christmas

Robert Macaire recieving expensive gifts from his love

'Frenzy Corp: 20,000 people in 14 countries working themselves into a flippin' nervous breakdown so that your every whim is satisfied.

"Eighty percent polyester."

New Gods

I HATE STUFF

"Three million a year before bonuses."

Prison for Profit

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

"I regret that I have but one life to lose for some fat capitalist!"

The Worship of Money

'Yesterday's work ethic ... Today's don't care ethic.'

"So you can take it with you!"

"And this is a picture of John when we still had a Lamborghini."

"Today the secret ingredients for Mom's Apple Pie were sold to the Japanese for sixty-eight million dollars."

Banking Facade.

"Good morning, Mrs. Kiley."

Soul Shopping Channel.

'Shallow, so you think I'm shallow do you? Just because I happen to think my career is important, that my car matters and that clothes make a difference.'

Consumerism junkie.