Materialist Critic Gifts

"What's this have to do with my feelings about the gold iphone?"

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

Give up all my possessions? Did I say Buddhist? I meant Boatist. I'm a boatist.

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

'I don't need such a big office as this. My ego does.'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"Sir, surely it's irresponsible to be throwing away so much edible food?"

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

"What is it again that we're the leading provider of?"

CEO slumber

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them.

Robert Macaire recieving expensive gifts from his love

"It appears you're a bit overqualified to be exploited but somewhat underqualified to exploit others."

Stockopolis.

"It helps me stay focused on what matters most."

New Gods

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

'Mininalism is a bit Lower Paleolithic Era, don't you think?'

'Shallow, so you think I'm shallow do you? Just because I happen to think my career is important, that my car matters and that clothes make a difference.'

"...And so Bob was recalled to our Lord, the self-regulating market."

"Good morning, Mrs. Kiley."

Consumerism junkie.

Other Patron Saints of Christmas

"Never mind."

"Depending on who you know, you CAN take it with you. See anything you like?"

"For Gladys it's not the thought that counts, it's the size of the gift."