Materialism Philosopher Gifts

'We just need to make sure you didn't take it with you.'

Desk plaques: 'Money isn't everything' '...Which makes it no less awesome in my opinion.'

"I shop, therefore I am."

"You cheap shit! Why can't we have a designer divorce?"

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"Well, what would YOU like for Christmas?"

"I'll take new members any way I can get them."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'And remember: just hold up this little green paper, and they will do whatever you want.'

"When I was making money, I made the most money, and now that I'm spiritual I'm the most spiritual."

"Not only is the grass greener, but check out that Mercedes!"

We just assumed everyone knew they couldn't take it with them.

"Well, maybe money can't buy happiness, but I'm willing to try."

Robert Macaire recieving expensive gifts from his love

New Gods

"So you can take it with you!"

"I misplace everything, yet there always seems to be more of it."

"My third and final wish is for money and wealth—again!"

'Shallow, so you think I'm shallow do you? Just because I happen to think my career is important, that my car matters and that clothes make a difference.'

"Good morning, Mrs. Kiley."

Consumerism junkie.

Other Patron Saints of Christmas

"Never mind."

"Depending on who you know, you CAN take it with you. See anything you like?"

"To eventually be rich enough to throw away brand new stuff."

"This can't be heaven, where's the shops?"

Capitalism sinks while Karl Marx's Capital stays afloat.

"For Gladys it's not the thought that counts, it's the size of the gift."

'Who told you about my lottery win?'

'Reggie is quite delightful, a jolly good fellow and butler wealthy!'

Empty pockets (four of them).

"All the money in the world, and nothing good to buy."

U-can take it with you funerals.