Realist Debater Gifts

"The glass is half full."

Gun laws US

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"Do you think the flat earth society has members round the globe?"

"How come you always take Amnesty International's side?"

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

'I know it's controversial, but my calculations prove beyond doubt that a nod is BETTER than a wink.'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

"In this one, references to everything have been deleted."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

City Bar and Grill - "Stop worrying, youth and enthusiasm can't compete with experience and treachery."

Reagacentennial

Frankly, it’s too grim for a comedy, and too silly for a tragedy.

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

'Yeah? -- Well, there's a thin line between being a strict constructionist and being a stupid jerk!'

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

Minister rubbishes private sector hospital initiative.

Assault weapons go over the cliff.

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John McCain, pre-RIP

Woke Jersey Shore

Trump promises versus reality.

With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,

The euro as a monster

"He's a middle-aged white man. What other reason do you need?"

"If someone tells you they lied, they are probably telling the truth."

Caution Bullet Ahead

"I was explaining the zero aggression principle, and all of a sudden, POW!!"

"No taxation without representation!"

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

Bleeding flag...

"Republican striptease"

Lies Begin at Political Conception

I hear you're preaching godlessness, you little heathen. I'm preaching intellectual honesty. There is no proof of a Judeo Christian almighty. You might as well believe in Zeus or the spiritual powers of a raisin scone. Where do you think morality comes from? What do you think is the basis for our civil society? The almighty! All hail the raisin scone! HOJ.