Cosmic Questioners Gifts

"Surely that was the case in school or at a new job. Here, however, there is such a thing as a stupid question."

'So God created the world in six days. Any sort of warranty on it?'

Hair Crop Circle

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

'Science versus religion?'

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

'If we have everlasting life, what about entropy?'

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

Schrodinger's Weekly Shop.

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

Thought of the sentient protoplasm sack

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

"Thank you for not praying."

God changes the channel with his remote.

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

"What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to be certain about everything these days."

"I don't believe in these idiots any longer. You now can call me an atheist."

'Oh, you're from earth. Do you know Aaron Michaelson?'

"You're part of the NASA Space Program! Really? I've heard that lame pick-up line sooo many times..."

'Oh yes we definitely move on to another place when we leave this realm...'