Cosmic Questioners T-Shirts

"Surely that was the case in school or at a new job. Here, however, there is such a thing as a stupid question."

'So God created the world in six days. Any sort of warranty on it?'

Hair Crop Circle

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"You want answers?" "I want the truth!" "You can't handle the infinite explanation of cosmological arguments relating to the truth!"

'I come from the future - any questions?'

"If the universe is expanding, that's all the more reason to get back to the city."

"Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?"

Why can't you use the brains God gave you? Oh, shoot, I think this is Bob's.

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

'I don't know - asceticism just doesn't seem like ENOUGH any more,'

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

'Science versus religion?'

"Sadie, they found a planet orbiting Proxima Centauri. That makes way over 1,000 planets we've discovered in my lifetime." "It must be exciting for you, discovering there are 1,000 worlds full of people who can't possibly know what a doofus you are." "...Unless they've got telescopes." "It is exciting. Now I know how you must've felt when Oog the Caveman discovered Venus." "I see you're bringing what passes for your 'A-game' today."

Launch command. How long will the launch of the satellite be delayed? It should be up and around in no time!

'Does My Bum Look Big In This Dimension?'

"Yes, but can your philosophical speculations on existence also be relative to why I crossed the road?"

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

'You may choose either everlasting life or whatever is behind the curtain.'

'If we have everlasting life, what about entropy?'

"Hang on - I've forgotten the question!"

'To become ONE with the Universe, you must first become COMPLIANT with the Universe!'

When Euclid and Galileo get together they talk about parallel universes.

Thought of the sentient protoplasm sack

Neutrinos travel faster than light!

"Does this bird make me look fat?"

"Thank you for not praying."

Schrodinger's Weekly Shop.

'Those are just phrases your going through.'

God changes the channel with his remote.

'What the?! Look at THIS!'

"I don't believe in these idiots any longer. You now can call me an atheist."

"What's come over Heisenberg? He seems to be certain about everything these days."

'Oh, you're from earth. Do you know Aaron Michaelson?'