Cosmic Debaters Pillows

"No one will believe us - it's always the alternate cosmology institutes who come up with alternate universes."

'A religious zealot denounces a toaster for working on the Sabbath'

Changing Minds

"I wonder how many people are claiming to be your messiah right now?"

"Mr. Pope, please give this summons to your boss. The prosecutor wants to know how god can allow so much misery."

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

With Liberty handcuffed,,the thought police pursue happiness,

Popular and Unpopular Science

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'Science versus religion?'

'Palintology'

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

Doubts about Astrazeneca vaccine

"Well, son, in a way, I suppose Jesus was a trust-fund baby."

"Hey, this is a good bit- did I say that?"

"This is where petrophysics leaves off, and petrochemistry steps in."

GM Scarecrow

"To find out if God exists let's ask an expert."

Gorillas in the jungle.

God changes the channel with his remote.

God creating creationism.

Charles Darwin and God on a chess board - science and religion

"I don't believe in these idiots any longer. You now can call me an atheist."

'If god had wanted us to evolve into humans, he wouldn't have given us a brain.'

Science battle continues

Astronomers argue theories of the Universe.

"Look, a shooting star- let's critique it!"

Planck's Constant Nagging.

'Evolution? You're suffering from delusions of grandeur. You were a born a monkey, are a monkey, and always will be a monkey.'