Science Debaters Pillows

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

Changing Minds

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

'Is there a God? God knows...'

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

"We Tell No One"

"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

Popular and Unpopular Science

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

Doubts about Astrazeneca vaccine

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

"Are we allowed to pray?"

GM Scarecrow

"This is where petrophysics leaves off, and petrochemistry steps in."

Gorillas in the jungle.

"Doctor, your speech was certainly unabridged."

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

"It seems all doctors agree with you, but I'd still like to get a 15th opinion."

God creating creationism.

Charles Darwin and God on a chess board - science and religion

Frogs jump out of boiling water, but linger in gradually heated water.

'If god had wanted us to evolve into humans, he wouldn't have given us a brain.'

Science battle continues

The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart.

Planck's Constant Nagging.

'Evolution? You're suffering from delusions of grandeur. You were a born a monkey, are a monkey, and always will be a monkey.'

'Finally a day of hot deals and cool profit - my kind of climate change.'

"No, accepting students who are unqualified is not what we mean by diversity."

'Join the club.'