Science Debaters Prints

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

Changing Minds

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

'Is there a God? God knows...'

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

"I'm going out on a limb here, and sincerely apologize to my constituents today for the misappropriations and bribes I will take if I'm elected governor."

"Let's just drop it, Andrew, and leave it to future historians to decide which of us was right."

"We Tell No One"

Popular and Unpopular Science

Doubts about Astrazeneca vaccine

Nature vs. Nietzsche.

Tickets being sold for the Fun House and the Religious Fundamentalist House,

"Are we allowed to pray?"

"This is where petrophysics leaves off, and petrochemistry steps in."

GM Scarecrow

"It seems all doctors agree with you, but I'd still like to get a 15th opinion."

The Scones-Monkey Trial. Dear god-fearing jurors, I make a simple common-sense point: Of course man and monkey are not physically related. Have a look for yourself. Move to strike the example. Too late! They both stink. Hey!

"Doctor, your speech was certainly unabridged."

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

Gorillas in the jungle.

God creating creationism.

Charles Darwin and God on a chess board - science and religion

Frogs jump out of boiling water, but linger in gradually heated water.

'Praying to Richard Dawkins is futile, my son.'

Bidenism: Let's Do 1/2 of a Lot of Good Things

Science battle continues

'If god had wanted us to evolve into humans, he wouldn't have given us a brain.'

'Finally a day of hot deals and cool profit - my kind of climate change.'

Planck's Constant Nagging.

'Evolution? You're suffering from delusions of grandeur. You were a born a monkey, are a monkey, and always will be a monkey.'

The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart.

"No, accepting students who are unqualified is not what we mean by diversity."