Science Vs Religion Debater Prints

"Are we allowed to pray?"

The real Adam and Eve.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

"Trust me Jesus, if you want to make a bigger impact work on being seeker friendly."

"How was I supposed to know that the apple was a controlled substance?"

"I think you refuse to admit your god condones slavery, because doing so would be an admission you are more moral than he is. And that conflicts with your Borg programming."

"You say we atheists are going to Hell? Look at all the f**ks we give... Go ahead... Look at them all."

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

"I'm starting to prefer the ones who don't believe in me."

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

"We Tell No One"

Today's sermon: 'Do sin taxes violate the seperation of church & state?'

Corruption trial in the Vatican

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

Popular and Unpopular Science

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

'I used to think I couldn't serve both God and Mammon, and then I discovered multitasking!'

Atheist Convention: 'I don't believe it!'

Equal Time for All Christians

Doubts about Astrazeneca vaccine

I hear you're preaching godlessness, you little heathen. I'm preaching intellectual honesty. There is no proof of a Judeo Christian almighty. You might as well believe in Zeus or the spiritual powers of a raisin scone. Where do you think morality comes from? What do you think is the basis for our civil society? The almighty! All hail the raisin scone! HOJ.

'Doesn't this 'chosen people' thing sound a little nepotistic?'

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

Actual Results May Vary

"I think it can be both intelligent and tasteful."

GM Scarecrow

"This is where petrophysics leaves off, and petrochemistry steps in."

Basic Theology

"I gave him a public education Artie ol' boy. . . you should know by now that government schools are one of my best minion corporations!"

Blasphemer! Ignoramus. HOJ. Your anti-religious rants will lead to the breakdown of morality. The divine is our source of civilization and humanity. It's what separates us from lowly animals. That and our ability to turn worthless jungle into condos. You're playing dirty now, hairless one.

Liberals Ignore Science Too

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

God creating creationism.