Science And Belief Debates Prints

'Caesar, your Imperial Majesty, I'm afraid we cannot get the lions to eat these Creationists. It seems the beasts prefer their meat properly aged.'

'I hate to be so skeptical, but I still think the seance business is a hoax!'

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

'You'll never believe this - they've found the actual body of Jesus!'

"You can't offend me. I never mix religion or politics with reality."

Needless to say, God forgot the legs.

Flat-earthers and round-earthers reach a compromise.

The only Universal Truths that all religions agree upon.

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

'As soon as I mention Nietzsche - stop serving me, okay.'

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

"We Tell No One"

'I inherited therefore I am'

Popular and Unpopular Science

'You're a nihilist, eh? — well, at least you have something to believe in.'

'I don't think therefore I'm not.'

Doubts about Astrazeneca vaccine

Evolution of God. . .

"Are we allowed to pray?"

"This is where petrophysics leaves off, and petrochemistry steps in."

GM Scarecrow

'What did you say? 'The light is nothing but an ordinary streetlamp'? Oh no! My own son is an atheist??!'

"What if we could see five dimensions?"

God creating creationism.

Charles Darwin and God on a chess board - science and religion

"What about this book, boss?" "Yeah, get rid of it—it's got too many long words in it."

'If god had wanted us to evolve into humans, he wouldn't have given us a brain.'

Science battle continues

'Praying to Richard Dawkins is futile, my son.'

Planck's Constant Nagging.

'Either the geothermal pressures at the crustal plate boundaries forced an explosive venting of gases and lava, or else the gods are angry.'

"My religion makes sense if you want it to."

The two geologists lived only a stone's throw apart.

"When I ask you what you're thinking about and you say 'Nothing', is that 'nothing' as in the Infinite Void, the emptiness of Zen, the nothingness of Sartre and Lacan, ex nihilo nihil fit, or what?"