Creation Critic Pillows

'Prototype number 18a/e, Adam and eve (paradise model) start again

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Cariactures

The height of fashion in 1796

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

'I don't care what the blueprints say, I'm certain HE strongly suggested a roof.'

"Say 'eh.'"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!'

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

The Origin of Creationism

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

"I'm after the history section."

"How is it in Russia?"

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

'Burke's B-list celebrities.'

"I could do that."

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

When 'cancel culture' becomes commonplace...