Creation Critique Pillows

'Adam was okay, but I'd like the next project to be more user-friendly.'

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Cariactures

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

"If I 'HAD IT ALL' it would it be enough?"

"Hipsters"

"Various entrances to the gates of Hell."

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!'

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

The Origin of Creationism

'Frankly, I prefer the monkey's plans.'

German School

"Without question the funniest patient I’ve ever lost."

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

Patents office.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"I could do that."

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

"I've been working on this project non-stop, twenty four-six!"

''Masterpiece Theater' will not be seen tonight, so that we may bring you 'Slushpile Showplace'....'

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

Turning around - searching for why hate happens.

"Apparently my writing is so bad I've been rejected by a gene editor. She said she could see the lack of talent in my DNA."

"Gap... Tony Soprano fit"

"Well - and I'm not just saying this because you're my husband - it stinks."

"His painting is actually better than it looks..."