Creativity Critic Pillows

'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.'

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Cariactures

The height of fashion in 1796

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

Cat with Nine Still Lives

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Say 'eh.'"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!'

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

The Origin of Creationism

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

"How is it in Russia?"

"I'm after the history section."

Creative accounting.

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

We regret to inform you that your poem, "The Ramen," does not meet our publishing needs at this time. The short, frustrating career of Edgar Allan Typoe.

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."

How Do You Like My Moseying Along?

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'