Creativity Critic Pillows

'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.'

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Cariactures

The height of fashion in 1796

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"Walk, hell- I gotta dance."

Cat with Nine Still Lives

'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'

"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."

Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."

"Say 'eh.'"

Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.

"And maybe throw in a talking snake to make sure they don't take it literally."

'It never fails. I offer a tiny bit of constructive criticism, and everybody accuses me of carping!'

The Origin of Creationism

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."

Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

"Now that was post-modern sex."

Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet

T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

"I'm after the history section."

"How is it in Russia?"

Creative accounting.

Harris, our Annual Report has been criticised for lack of clarity - well done.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"

'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'

"I could do that."

When 'cancel culture' becomes commonplace...

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."