Crafty Critic Pillows

'Too pricey? Perhaps you wish to see something in macaroni and spray paint?'

'I say, it really shows off your astigmatism to its greatest advantage, doesn't it?'

"Pretty sure that braid came from a crafts store."

"Bah, I could've written a better dénouement in my sleep."

Cariactures

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"I'm afraid you were drawn too big and not centered on the page."

"Maybe I don't like stunning debuts."

Sign: 'Welcome to Fernbanks. Beneath our quaint Norman Rockwell-ish exterior beats a big-box chain store heart, ready to sell out at the drop of a hat.'

"Hmmm, this might just be not funny enough for The New Yorker."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

Ranked Voting in N.Y.C.

Hamlet in the craft shop.

'Can't you forget you were an art teacher?'

Real coffee vs usual vending machine stuff

"I could do that."

"Apparently my writing is so bad I've been rejected by a gene editor. She said she could see the lack of talent in my DNA."

"Well - and I'm not just saying this because you're my husband - it stinks."

Cut out and keep your own Freud.

"His painting is actually better than it looks..."

'Let's go around the room, and talk about the edgy, creative things we've done so far today.'

KNITEO ERGO SUM!

"It's all good – but some of it is better."

Mom's Mortuary

'I should know who he is! His work is in every gallery I go into.'

Plug: ' OHHH, Baby Baby.'

'Forget the artwork who made the martinis?!'

"It looks like fecal transplants may do us in."

"You forgot his tail."

'Instead of being stranded on this island for the next 10 years, I used my pocket knife to build a boat out of palm trees. I told you my woodworking skills would pay off.'

The Internet...

Cartoon Crisis. . . Biden's already causing problems!

"Does this say 'Our Saviour', to you?"

"Our house wine is abominable."