Commuting Chaos Appreciator Pillows

"I don't think you need to worry about being late! After all, it's you who drives the train!"

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Unrest Area.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Chaos Theory Conference.

"You stop it, now!"

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"What?"

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

"I have a feeling it's going to be one of those days, Miss Primrose..."

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

'I told you not to slam the door!'

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Shoppers