Commuting Chaos Appreciator Mugs

"I don't think you need to worry about being late! After all, it's you who drives the train!"

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

With Thorssen, it's "Pillage and blunder".

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"Bad morning. I was running late and skipped my coffee, diet soda, energy drink and Ritalin."

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

"I told you not to invite that guy!"

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

Unrest Area.

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

Rats deserting a sinking ship

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

Chaos Theory Conference.

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"What?"

"You stop it, now!"

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

Extreme Birthdays.

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

Shoppers

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

'Bob, I was just trying to get you on the phone to see what all that noise outside was about.'

"I have a feeling it's going to be one of those days, Miss Primrose..."