Car Chaos Appreciator Mugs

'I collided with this stationary truck coming the other way!'

Chaos Theory - a butterfly flaps its wings...

"Well, it's unanimous. Instead of going out of business quietly, with dignity and grace, we've decided to end things killer asteroid-style, taking as many of our competitors with us as possible!"

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

'Can I call you back, Frank? A giant maggot is eating my desk, people are shooting at me and my hair is on fire.'

"Attention, everyone! Here comes Poppa, and we're going to drive dull care away! It's quips and cranks and wanton wiles, nods and becks and wreathed smiles."

"Fill me in so I can panic too."

'Marm doesn't understand, 'I've got it, I've got it'.'

Kiss the Commander in Chef

Man finishing painting through flap in door.

Unrest Area.

'The part I love is when they come home and say 'WHO did this?. . .'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"With one wrong turn, Sparky's big adventure became a nightmare."

Rats deserting a sinking ship

A doorman fires a gun into the air.

" It was a jungle out there, but I quite liked it."

Chaos Theory Conference.

"You stop it, now!"

Man is attacked by sea creature.

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"What?"

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"I thought an illogical framework would work better."

'It was pretty crazy around here that day.'

'Entropy' sculpture crumbles

"I have a feeling it's going to be one of those days, Miss Primrose..."

Mysterious installation of Mr. Pinch

'Imagine the damage he could have done as a corporate accountant...'

"There'll be another case of deliberate nobbling if I get my hands on you lot."

'I told you not to slam the door!'

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Shoppers