Christmas Chaos Admirer Prints

"Happy Christmas!"

Christmas tree with wadded up lights.

'You and your 'Rescue the Reindeer' campaign!'

"Wait a sec, I have a coupon around here somewhere."

'Let go of that balloon right now!'

"So last Christmas it was those Cabbage Patch Kids."

"I think I preferred it before he became an equal-opportunity employer."

"We get fantastic indoor facilities during the cold months."

"Do you feel your eyes have changed any since your last visit?" "No. They seem to be ho, ho, ho, holding their own."

'Why am I not surprised that this section is always the most disorganized?'

'Well for crying out loud, why didn't you do that when I asked you?!!'

"I hope that wish list you just sent to Santa wasn't too big." "Our server just crashed!"

Man is attacked by sea creature.

'That was SO worth it!' - Christmas Tree Toppled

'Dude, I got the rest of the day off, so I'll be able to go riding after all!'

Miracles on 34th Street.

'Have you got to have a Gimmick.'

"This sub tastes much better with some traffic jam."

'Why can't you order ravioli or pizza?'

New migrating patterns may result in some interruption of services.

The Nuptials of Miss Pecksniff Receive a Temporary Check

''In order!' You've met my relatives! I want it left in disorder!'

"Signal's gone! What's goin' on?"

Being the most famous reindeer of all has finally gone to Rudolph's head...

Santa's Problem

'... and you say sorry for blowing raspberries during his closing address.'

The 5 second rule: canine edition

Unlucky sculpture.

'Dude, it looks like I have the rest of the evening off work, so I'll be able to go to the basketball game after all!'

Xmas wrapping paper blower.

'You've had mates around - this place is a tip!'