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"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"

'If Earwigs looked like baby seals:'

'Go on, Andy, it's high time anteaters learned size isn't everything!'

"I know we got early to catch him...but he looks so cute I just can't eat him!"

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

"Any ideas on how to convince the public that we're cute?"

Little Pink Girl and Her Pink Horse

'I'm huggable!'

"Get out here Phil! The outside ideas are far better than the inside ones were!"

'Mum, stop reading over my shoulder!'

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

'A house is not a home until it contains food.'

"And with that being said Polly became dinner." "Polly wanna cracker?" "Polly wanna piece of yo mama's sweet behind." "Oh boy..."

"Heyyy! Where the hell did you learn that trick?"

"I better up your dosage to two baby seals."

Husband's worst pet - Easily Trained to nag.

Rat interviewed on a Sports Chatshow.

"Hmm, over-oaked chardonnay! My kind of wine!"

'If I act selfish, independent and introverted, it's because I'm a cat trapped in a dog's body.'

Gatorade!

Raccoon notepad

Smart Asp

''Have you got any cockroaches?"

'It's the Year of the Rabbit...are you going to let your ears grow?'

How Snails Are Born

"I'm looking for someone who werjt23609ui45y7ijopgreop[yt thinks it's cute that cat ran across the keys and I left it in."

'I think I need a zip up pocket.'

'Ralph asked me to marry him, Pookie, but I told him I'd have to talk to you before I could give him an answer.'

"If they don't leave soon, I'll have to keep ignoring them."

'Do we have a clever son or what? He actually outsmarted a fox today!'

'So - curiosity strikes again!'

'Hurray! Ants!'

Dog spelled backward is GOD, cat is TAC, a pain in the butt.

"It was too good to be true when the old cat died! They're just back from the shelter with a kitten..."

'Due to the economy, we've replaced Financial News with a new segment called 'Pictures of Puppies and Kittens.''