Prehistoric Creature Fanatic T-Shirts

Although jet propelled for the last 100 million years, the earliest squid used a more primitive form of propulsion.

Love at First Sight

"Maybe the next one will be a singles cruise."

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'Take a few days off. Suck some necks ...'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Warrior Woman

"It's an Eyesaur."

Viking Loch Ness

"You think you're a monster because you have poor self image."

"I admire your enthusiasm, but you’re not really flying."

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"I just edited your Wikipedia entry." "Big whoop." "What a coincidence, that's what scientists have classified you as: Bigwhoop." "...The much grumpier, much louder, and much, much older second cousin of Bigfoot." "You lousy son of a..." "Wait... thank you. That's very flattering."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Loch Ness Beer Monster

"I always knew you'd come back."

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

'I told that boy no snacks before dinner, , ,'

Traffic Cone Monsters

"Plagiarist!"

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'It's a nicotine patch...I've been smoking too much.'

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"Barnes is morphing into some kind of strange creature. I warned him about eating out of the vending machines."