Prehistoric Creature Collector Gifts

'You ask him to leave.'

"Congratulations, Amruk. You prove they do exist."

'I used to commute. Now I transform.'

"Cross-breeding oops #1." "The Cougadooodle"

Santa, Alien, Easter Bunny and Sasquatch plan the perfect caper.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"Admit it, we're lost."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

'Sweet! Let's break it open and see what it is!'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Diolch

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

Viking Loch Ness

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Catasaurus

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"It's an Eyesaur."

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Dracula vacationing in Venice feeding bats in the Piazza of St. Mark.

"My wish is simple—to give something back to the community."

Loch Ness Beer Monster

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'

Strange and exotic creatures that exist on other planets - and ones that exist here on earth.

"Are you familiar with the term, 'Catch and Release', buster?"

"It's the adorable snowman!"

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

Meowlzebub

"We no longer have to hide. Bigfoot hunters now only search for us online. It's going to be lonely around here."

"Do you wanna hear something really weird?"

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

'It's the abominable snowman!'

Mermaids in love