Prehistoric Creatures Gifts

'I'm not saying you wouldn't try to do the right thing in an emergency, it's just. . . look at your freaky little arms.'

Clownosaurus killed by a giant mud pie.

'Someone's in the kitcehn with Din-ah, someone's in the kitcehn I kno-o-o-ow...'

Pterodactyl caught upwind, 'Bummer of an updraft, Pterry.'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Dinosaur laying cement, whilst other dinosaur runs through it.

"I can't help being annoying. I'm a Pain-In-The Saurus."

Dilophosaurus

"It's an Eyesaur."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Ancient Racing

'It's an extinction notice.'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Admit it, we're lost."

The discovery of asparagus.

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'Sigh! So that's what love is all about...'