Prehistoric Creatures Gifts

'I'm not saying you wouldn't try to do the right thing in an emergency, it's just. . . look at your freaky little arms.'

Clownosaurus killed by a giant mud pie.

'Someone's in the kitcehn with Din-ah, someone's in the kitcehn I kno-o-o-ow...'

Pterodactyl caught upwind, 'Bummer of an updraft, Pterry.'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Dinosaur laying cement, whilst other dinosaur runs through it.

"I can't help being annoying. I'm a Pain-In-The Saurus."

Dilophosaurus

"It's an Eyesaur."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Jurassic Parking Lot

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Ancient Racing

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

The discovery of asparagus.

"It's the dawn of a new era"

Cavemen Romantic Gesture

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Admit it, we're lost."

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"I couldn't care less if being Homo Sapiens is the latest trend. While you're living in our cave, you better act like a true Neanderthal."

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'