Prehistoric Planet Gifts

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Ancient Racing

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

The discovery of asparagus.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"It's an Eyesaur."

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

The First Kite

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'