Prehistoric Planet T-Shirts

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Jurassic Parking Lot

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

Ancient Racing

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'It's an extinction notice.'

The discovery of asparagus.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Admit it, we're lost."

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"It's an Eyesaur."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

The First Kite

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."