Prehistoric Animals T-Shirts

'This is gluten free, isn't it?'

'He followed me home from the cloning lab. Can I keep him?'

'What do you mean, I look 'long in the tooth'.'

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'Well...It's woolly. And it's mammoth. So it's probably a woolly mammoth.'

"Far out, they're literally playing with fire! No way they can survive as a species if they're so risk prone!"

Why Tyrannosaurs never did push-ups.

"Sabre-tooth, not buck-tooth."

"Nasty caveman breath?"

"Ever feel you're in the wrong place at the wrong time?"

'Dad, can you help me with my biology project? It's about prehistoric animals and you're a living fossil because you still don't have a smartphone!'

As it turns out, Sabre-tooth tigers didn't actually go extinct, they just ran into this guy.

'It looks like a beaver.' - News Item: Beaver ancestor lived alongside dinosaurs.

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Yet anoher prehistoric mammal is covered up by the La Brea Tarp - never to be seen again.

'Good morning! Good Morning! Bring him right in!'

'No, sweetie, they didn't use up their 15 minutes of fame. Dinosaurs became extinct.'

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'What would your mum say if she saw you drawing all over the wall like that?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

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"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'It's an extinction notice.'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

The discovery of asparagus.

"Admit it, we're lost."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'The dreaded Anachronisaurus strikes again!'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"