Prehistoric Wildlife T-Shirts

"Bedbugs."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

Ancient Racing

'It's an extinction notice.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

The discovery of asparagus.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

"It's an Eyesaur."

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”