Prehistoric Wildlife Mugs

"Bedbugs."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Jurassic Parking Lot

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Ancient Racing

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

'It's an extinction notice.'

The discovery of asparagus.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"It's the dawn of a new era"

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'We'll never be able to eat it all before it spoils -- how about a rabbit or something instead?'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"It's an Eyesaur."

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

'What distinguishes man from the lower animals is the ability to make tools.'

'You know, until we learned to walk upright, I never realized how short you are.'

'When do they learn to stand upright?'

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'My father is very hard to communicate with ? he only knows nouns and interjections.'

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Sober Tooth Tiger

A caveman rubs two sticks together and gets a computer.

“If they were huggers like us they would have evolved useful arms.”