Prehistoric Party Animals T-Shirts

'It Friday...Zog go clubbing.'

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Sloaney Pony.

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Cat Nip.

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Join me in a Martini?

Early photobombing

Bubbly

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Wolf Karaoke

Balancing two espresso martinis

Beers

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Margarita

Karataoke

"It was a cheese and wine party but the mice got there first!"

"He took eight shots on the 19th hole!"

Scottish party