Prehistoric Party Animal T-Shirts

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

Dino Fest

Oldies Band.

"Take you to the dance? - You KNOW I can't walk upright!"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

Sloaney Pony.

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

Cat Nip.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

Join me in a Martini?

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

Bubbly

Early photobombing

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Beers

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

Wolf Karaoke

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Balancing two espresso martinis

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Karataoke

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

Margarita

When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"

Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar