'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'
Prehistoric Party Animal Gifts
Looking for a gift that captures the wild spirit of a prehistoric party animal? Our collection features humorous and creative items that bring the fun of the Stone Age into modern celebrations. Perfect for those who love a bit of time-traveling fun, these products are sure to be a hit at any gathering. From playful mugs to bold t-shirts, each item is designed to add a splash of prehistoric humor and creativity. Celebrate the untamed side of party planning with unique gifts that echo the fun, fearless spirit of the ancient party animal.
Dino Fest
Oldies Band.
"Take you to the dance? - You KNOW I can't walk upright!"
"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"
Sloaney Pony.
Mardi Gras
I could have danced all night!
'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'
'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'
"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."
"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."
'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'
Cat Nip.
"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."
"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."
Join me in a Martini?
The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision
Bubbly
Early photobombing
Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.
Beers
'I'm too hot to trot.'
'I've been a nervous rex all day.'
Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.
Wolf Karaoke
"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"
Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.
Balancing two espresso martinis
"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"
Karataoke
'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'
Margarita
When Shakespeare gets up early, on the wrong side of the bed of a stranger, and in a clown suit... Later that same day, he will commence work on 'The Comedy of Errors.'"
Joe's 'Talent-Optional' Karaoke Bar
Prehistoric Party Animal Gifts Collection
Prehistoric Party Animal Mugs
Explore our collection of prehistoric party animal mugs for more fun and quirky designs that will make every coffee break a roaring good time.
Prehistoric Party Animal Pillows
Discover our fun-filled prehistoric party animal pillows—adding humor and personality to your comfy spaces.
Prehistoric Party Animal Prints
Browse our collection of prehistoric-themed prints to add a creative, primal touch to your home or workspace.
Prehistoric Party Animal T-Shirts
Check out our prehistoric party animal T-shirts for more bold, humorous styles perfect for wild celebrations and casual outings.