Prehistoric Partygoers Gifts

Jurassic period binge drinking

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

Disco Dancing

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

"I'm worried that Ud isn't evolving as quickly as the other kids."

Dino Fest

Signs of prehistoric party behavior.

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

Just get her home before she evolves.

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

It's Oog's latest invention — the 'thumb-hitter.'

"You were supposed to have invented fire!"

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

"If you're going to write a review, don't forget to mention our generous portions."

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

"He goes to a real party preschool."

"You can domesticate it, but only if it's hypoallergenic."

"Vote Hunter for Gatherer."

Oldies Band.

'What's this I hear about you getting under my daughter's skin?'

'Mon, Dad, I finally found a man who fits my natural way of life.'

'I want nice man-bag.'

"I think he's trying to make a money out of us..."