Prehistoric Partygoers Mugs

Jurassic period binge drinking

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

Rod was unimpressed with the party - Sure, he was surrounded by bikini-clad lovelies, there was free champagne and a 20-foot jelly, but much to his chagrin, there was a distinct lack of cheese and pineapple chunks.

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

Disco Dancing

"I'm worried that Ud isn't evolving as quickly as the other kids."

Dino Fest

Signs of prehistoric party behavior.

Just get her home before she evolves.

Cave Girl Slumber Parties

'Congratulations, you're now man and wife. You may club the bride. '

It's Oog's latest invention — the 'thumb-hitter.'

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

Looks like the Oggs are having a party.'

"You were supposed to have invented fire!"

"If you're going to write a review, don't forget to mention our generous portions."

26,000 B.C. 'OG' invents the first Trombone. . .

'These are Oog's peak earning years.'

Tyrannosaurus Tex

"Run, it's a light-sabre tooth tiger."

"He goes to a real party preschool."

"Let's undress and make love!" "I am undressed!"

Oldies Band.

"You can domesticate it, but only if it's hypoallergenic."

"Vote Hunter for Gatherer."

'What's this I hear about you getting under my daughter's skin?'

'Mon, Dad, I finally found a man who fits my natural way of life.'

'I want nice man-bag.'