Prehistoric Partygoer Mugs

"This particular species is believed to have travelled in troupes."

"It's SO last epoch."

"Well, they certainly have brightened things up around here!"

Club Club.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

The devil you know and his plus one

Those Were The Days

"The invention of taxidermy."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

Peel poker.

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"Daddy's working from home today."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

The First Kite

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

We never got anything done around here until we invented verbs.

Sober Tooth Tiger

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'