Prehistoric Partygoer Gifts

"This particular species is believed to have travelled in troupes."

"It's SO last epoch."

"Well, they certainly have brightened things up around here!"

Club Club.

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

The discovery of asparagus.

The devil you know and his plus one

Those Were The Days

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The invention of taxidermy."

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

The First Kite

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

"According to your resume, you've done nothing of any real significance since inventing the wheel."

Space hopper as a bouncer of a nightclub

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'

'Wine? Okay. I really don't care what you call it; let's invite over the two sisters from the cave next door.'

'The first cocktail.'