Prehistoric Politics Enthusiast Gifts

"Vote Hunter for Gatherer."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

Who will determine Venezuela's future?

The first car accident.

"Away with the warmonger!"

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The real murderer of Boris Nemtsov?

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

'It's historic that the inauguration of a minority is now routine.'

Two Ways out of Iraq.

"The invention of taxidermy."

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"Daddy's working from home today."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

Armageddon

New Resident of Downing Street

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price

Europe and immigration.

'What's the difference? Some people call it privatizing government. Others call it super pacs buying congressmen.'

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

The House of Commons.

Got stuck in Iraqi oil, Unca Sam?

2020 Swiss barmy knife

Denazification

The First Kite

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'