Prehistoric Eras T-Shirts

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'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

The first car accident.

Jurassic Parking Lot

"I don’t know what your invention’s called, but it’s really irritating."

A caveman paints from life

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

Ancient Racing

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

"Well....I could've done this!"

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

"It's the dawn of a new era"

"Oh boy charades! I love charades! Something big? Is it a bird? It's sharp! Behind? Above?"

"Admit it, we're lost."

The discovery of asparagus.

"Walking erect is very trendy now."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

Those Were The Days

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

"Or we could tally the sheep like this."

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"It's an Eyesaur."

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

The Evolution Of Man.

'We need to have a shake-up!'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'