Prehistoric Culture Fan Pillows

'He's got a new job as a solar power lobbyist.'

Early hippies.

"Hello, I'm Dugg and I'll be tenderizing your steak...too bad you've already eaten it."

'Hi! Come on in. Pull up a rock.'

Caveman tattoos

Early gay bars

"...19, 20. There - a major breakthrough."

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"Daddy's working from home today."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The invention of taxidermy."

If humans instead of dinosaurs had lived when the big asteroid hit.

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

The First Kite

"Don't make me pull over this mammoth!"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

Early accounting scandals.

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

Early man wasn't exactly enthusiastic about the development of language.

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

Used wheels