Prehistoric Fun Lover Prints

Early ideas for a slide for the kiddies were a flop

"What's a patent?"

'I told you it would be useful.'

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Ideas Ahead of their Time

"We have plenty of time to catch the ark."

This side is the gag reel.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

'...And they're giving us sixty million years to get in compliance.'

'We just invented cooking yesterday, and already she's serving leftovers!'

"Don't bother gathering carbs for me, I'm on the Paleo diet."

'I'm tired of playing 'Rock, rock rock'.'

"This is nonsense! Dinosaur and prehistoric men have never met!"

"Is it free-range?"

'How's that, Umpire?'

'...You're just not built to take selfies.'

'It's a pterodactyl-house.'

'Gentlemen, invent your engines.'

"Google Earth must have a defective camera. There's a big red spot above our location."

"I gotta flat. Can you get the spear out of the trunk."

'You're SURE hunting season isn't over?'

"Blog always makes it all about Blog."

Grok's Thought Stopping.

"You spoil those pterodactyls!"

"Hey Arthur, check it out, a shooting star. That's a sure sign of luck, my friend."

The origin of the Hula Hoop.

'Well great, he's seen it! There goes one more invention they'll get credit for!'

"I told you not to leave without taking out the garbage!"

'Of course it's not signed. Writing hasn't been invented yet.'

"Gorg, you've got to let yourself evolve!"

"Things moving too fast. We need to get back to our roots. And grubs."