Paleolithic Prankster Gifts

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

The first car accident.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

Early photobombing

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Resourceful toddler

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'I did it all from memory.'

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!