Paleo Prankster Gifts

Dinosaur bird steals man waving a joint of meat.

Ill Advised Vegan Survey

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Tamagotchi paralysis.

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Teddy Time Bears

'I did it all from memory.'

Clown Skis.

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

Teddy Bear

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."