Paleo Prankster Mugs

Dinosaur bird steals man waving a joint of meat.

Ill Advised Vegan Survey

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

"Where do we put Desserts?"

Boy rolled into a snowball

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

Resourceful toddler

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'I did it all from memory.'

Teddy Time Bears

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Clown Skis.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

Prehistoric Peeps: Even the 'Derby' had its primeval counterpart.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

"You'll find that as a restaurateur I've worked hard to showcase the finest in organic and free range ingredients that have been harvested and prepared in authentic and traditional ways."

Teddy Bear

The Steakosaurus

"We, the jury, find the defendant."