Paleolithic Prankster Prints

'He's a pretty good pet, except for the 'walkies' part.'

Why written forms of expression weren't developed sooner.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

The first car accident.

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Early photobombing

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

"Admit it, we're lost."

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

"Ok, I found a secure line."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'