Ancient Prankster Gifts

Before Pillows.

Minutes after Prometheus stole fire from the gods.

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

Pinocchio's nose used by cat as a scratching post

Early photobombing

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

"Admit it, we're lost."

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

"Nice to see you replenishing the font with holy water vicar."

Halloweek: Eating candy seven days straight.

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

"At first, I was teaching Job a lesson, but now I'm just messing with him."

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

"I think we overordered."

'I thought you said you wanted to spoon me!'

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

HM Prison chapel, "try to think of the lord as a 24 hour video surveillance system gathering pictures for the ultimate crimewatch"