Antique Pranksters Gifts

'You could repeat everything they say while I imitate everything they do: It would drive them crazy...'

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

The first car accident.

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

Early photobombing

'Wow, Jimmy, that's pretty good!'

"See, Og If mammoth foot ticklish, could me do this"

"Admit it, we're lost."

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

'You know what they say...live fast, die young and leave a great fossil.'

"Can you stop complaining about historical inaccuracy and try to enjoy yourself for one minute?"

'AAAARGH!...Get it off! Whatever the hell it is...Get it off!'

"How the hell is that supposed to feed us?"

'Look, Dad! -- I taught Shep to walk on his hind legs!'

"See? Look what happened to Ook! - I WARNED you about evolution."

"I just take Tommy's computer here and hit delete. I haven't eaten homework in years!"

The invention of the wheel and the axel.

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

Mook's regret after inventing fire.

'Your father's a genius kids. First he discovered fire and now marshmallows.'

"I think we overordered."

'So! -- You're the one who's been stealing the office supplies!'

In prehistoric times, there were hunters, gatherers and guys who never had change.

'Hey, Fred! You have a relative visiting.'

'Jurassic Pork.'

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

'I was just rubbing sticks together for fun -- I didn't realize I was doing basic research.'

The Proctolosaur

Back to the Holidays

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"You spoil that Hamster."