Traditional Prankster Gifts

'I never now what to do in the country.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

"It's a memo from the legal department reminding us to (heh-heh), 'keep our noses clean'."

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

Sounds that various toys make when they are vacuumed up.

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

'Hello, Acme signs? This is the Berger & Coles Law Office...'

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Resourceful toddler

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

What do you mean, "Did I try anything funny?"

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Aaannd … Peekaboo!

"If you think you made a stink pulling the fruit, try pulling His finger."

'I found what was making those funny noises.'

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

'I did it all from memory.'

"Where's Waldo? Where's Waldo? Peek-a-boo! There he is!"

Teddy Time Bears

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

'Excuse me, I'm going to talk on the cellphone while pretending you're not here.'

Clown Skis.

Tonite: Gala Costume Party. Got your costume for the big party? No, I'll just part my hair on the other side and go as my own reflection.

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.