Prankster Historian Gifts

Triple espresso. Forget it, Uncle Mort. Let's face facts: You're not as young as you used to be. Too much caffeine can literally kill you. Poppycock! Do you know who you're talking to? When we stormed across Europe under Patton, my tank battalion got stuck in the mud during a torrential downpour. Arty Lang switched my canteen full of rainwater with one full of tank gas. So I replaced his tank's timing belt with tree bark and dental floss. That big galoot and I were always pranking each other lik

'Hurry, wipe it off before Dad comes home!'

"Thor! I am Thor! Ha. Just kidding. I'm Tom the Seagull."

"I'm grounded. I forgot to delete the car's computer history after we did those crop circles on Earth."

Formal SuitsBusiness SuitsBirthday Suits.

In his younger days Spock was quite the comedian.

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

The first car accident.

Fly Football

'Cannonball!'

'Some of those youngsters have come up with a terrific new idea - feathers.'

"Until the plaster sets, try not to laugh."

"And I want you to meet Coco, your anesthesiologist."

Baby knocks old lady out with pram toy.

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

Clown throws a bucket of confetti over car at 'Jimbo's carwash'.

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'Ok, here comes farmer Brown, put these on and remember.......act natural!'

Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster have some fun with the tourists...

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

Hair Crop Circle

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Early photobombing

One vampire tricks another behind a mirror.

'Sometimes, laughter is the best medicine.'

Deer Season Open.

'Simpson! Stop causing low-level disruption in class now!'

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

A Vase has fallen on a cat's head. Are mice to blame?

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Bob invents a device that electrically shocks anyone who calls between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m.

"My homework ate my dog."